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# 'Ning


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I do like your stuffs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
# That's seriously messed up.
As are, now, my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Mornin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Morning!
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Pretty good
still haven't had a coffee but that aside things are good.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# have coffee now
it's a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Lemsip ahoy.
/fed up of feeling crappy at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# poor sickie
do you need a flubbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Sounds like that would cost extra at a massage palour.
Sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# *flubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# ho there, meat by-product!
haven't seen you in a while! how are you keeping?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I'm keeping wellish I guess how are you going smash?
I've decided to post a little more, been lurking for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:15, archived)
# not bad
fell off my bike t'other day, fucked my elbow up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Yeah I did that a few weeks ago, my shoulder and thumb still hurt :(
teach me to prat around doing jazz hands.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)
# sup?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# howzitgowan?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)
# How do.
Work's BBQ today. Woo, sorry, roo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Maths never has a bbq :(
Last time there was a bbq near by it was the first year biology tutor welcome, we had to sneak in and rush off.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Ah, just our office.
At the boss' house.
Turns out we have a few friends in common - Jenny and Yue.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# I've met (and probably offended) Chunny as well.
Damnit, I want to go to a bbq now.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:13, archived)
# unexpected bowel movements
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# That they were,
that they were....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# AUSTRALIAN WOOD DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Re: Fwd: ACS Publication Proof Review for cg9015349
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Re: Rammstein Pussy NOT SAFE FOR WORK
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Re: Deposited Data - CCDC 749502 - 749510
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Oh I do love your stylings Mr/Miss/Mrs/Ms/Dr Steerable forehead
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Just before the milestone I'm going to delete all my posts from forever.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# This is the stuff of nightmares
Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Your paintings are always great.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# it's the toast king's evil twin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Thats what it became
wasn't aiming for it, just happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# you really should have insanity prawn boy in there somewhere
purely because he is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# short nighties and leather seats are not a good mix
i've just stood up and nearly ripped half the skin off my arsecheeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# ...and the board goes silent for 90seconds as everyone fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# it really fucking hurt
one of these days, i'm going to remember to put a cushion on this fucking seat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Live life on the edge
never cover up
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# the
chair
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# life on the edge i can handle
life stuck to this chair is a bit of a pisser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I'm having exactly the same problem
except i'm a bloke, and i'm not wearing a nightie... honest
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# butter your bollocks
it's easier than peeling them off the chair.
plus, the dog might lick them afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# He ruddy well won't!
because I don't have a dog...
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# what about a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# abrasive tongue
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# although cats are more likely to chew your knackers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# de-teeth the cat
months prior though, the last thing any bloke would want is a bloody faced moggy gumming on his man danglers
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# this is making me laugh
rather more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# i wish there was
a pussy licking my balls......

hang on, that's not worked, has it? It's officially too late for a double entendre

(unless you've got a big one)
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# the pussy you're thinking of doesn't have a tongue
unless there have been some very strange developments in genetic engineering lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Now you mention it...
it did look a bit funny when it smiled
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# stop feeding it toffees
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Whoa, what?
Doesn't need an answer, really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# very woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Oh hai andy, you excited about the big board milestone?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Will there be badges
For being here when we hit post 10,000,000?
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Tribs said he made a badge, whether that's for the person who gets it or for those who are around, I don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
#
The psychotropic warlord is eating my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# this very cool.
I have never seen so many posts/replies at this hour.
I hope the 10M post is a Nike4Less.com advertisement
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# This reminds me of Mario
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# great stuff, sf.
looks like a slow, ponderous attack coming from the mounted regiment of nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# fantastic as ever
Would love to be able to do pics like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)