Just a quick note to let you know that the illusive 'action' has been tracked down.

We've had a transponder watching its every movement... and we know that it is next going to appear at Headingley's Original Oak this very Friday night!

Where the almighty Bribes and the thunderous Whiskey Dogs join musical forces.

Doors @ 8.00 Original Oak, Headingley (Oak Room) Friday 8th September

£ 3

Don't miss the action, no-one wants to miss the action.

Recent analysis suggests the 'action' will probably be then be moving on for a kebab, whilst trying to snog anyone in it's path, then heading to a student house in the hope of gatecrashing a party where it will most likely puke in the loo and start a fist fight with the neighbours.

brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit