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Our youth are in danger: STDs are everywhere, and unwanted pregnancies are on the rise. So how do we sell celibacy to teenagers? Show us, via the magic of image manipulation.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 19:49)
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# ..

(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:53, More)
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(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, More)
# Couldnt resist
and its probably the most likely way to get em to quit that pesky underage sex... (Why did I get hardly any underage sex? I remeber when all this were nowt but fields....)..



Go on, click 'i like this' You know you do you sicko
(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:33, More)
# Just say no

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:17, More)
# I think some more educational TV adverts would do the trick.
"Do you know how the Vagina works, Timmy?"

(, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:30, More)
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(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 16:36, More)
# ..


Archive and blog
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 18:25, More)
# don't love hearts


ach! someone beat me to it, but here's my spin on it.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:24, More)
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(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:29, More)
# it'll confuse your pets

inspired by an earlier post
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:04, More)
# Education. Education. Education.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:12, More)
# Don't just sell it to the kids!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 8:57, More)
# Get 'em at an early age I say


Nes cafe?
(, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:11, More)
# I heretoby hitherto doth give notice that said chappies are to be returned hencewith.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:20, More)
# Yummy!!!!

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:57, More)
# it's a hundred percent true

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:48, More)
# New line of Government posters

(, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 15:29, More)
# Simple, effective.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 10:25, More)
# simple

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:50, More)
# Evenin' all



Inspired by my worst employee ever.

It's his first day. We only met the day before. We're in the delivery van and have been on the road for maybe 5 minutes.

It's 1990. About 3 in the afternoon. Bette Midler's 'From a Distance' is playing on the radio, prompting the lad to begin this sensitive and sincere exchange:

Him: That's an interesting song. Makes you think.

Me: Just a mo.


(I complete my turn on a tricky intersection in heavy traffic and decide not to waste my breath on a mini-lecture about timing.)

Me: Sorry.... you were saying?

Him: I said it's an interesting song, this one.


(long pause)

Him: Do you ever wonder if, like, your grandparents watch you from Heaven when you masturbate?

Me: I fucking *beg* your pardon?!

Him: I was just wondering if, you know... like when you masturbate... um, if your grandparents... erm.... Ooh, look! A bird!


We didn't speak for the rest of the hour-long drive.
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