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christmas cards of truth

Xmas is almost upon on once again, and it's time for b3ta's annual Christmas Card challenge. This year, we'd like you to design cards that tell the truth about Christmas and about the people you'll be sending them to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:58)
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# "So rgordon00 you've been away to sea for 3 months.
You've come back and it is nice to see you but I asked you to re-grout the bathroom. Instead you dick about on MSPaint for hours. And come up with this? ARE YOU DRUNK? I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU. MY PARENTS ARE COMING ROUND AT SIX!"


(I helped save b3ta! rgordon00, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:24, More)
# Oh Fuck!


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(trickyric, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:57, More)
# Street urchins, shoppers, big tree...


I've never understood this country's obsession with Victoriana at Christmas.
It was a SHIT time to live for most people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:34, More)
# orright lad?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 8:21, More)
# Works well for that mate of yours that doesn't celebrate christmas.


(shokoi The power of the internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 7:53, More)
# Santa Boobys

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 2:22, More)
# For Sea Tramp, but it applies to all of you.
but it applies to all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:34, More)
# Ah.. someone we can all believe in
Remember kids, he knows when you're awake


so get to fucking sleep
(Med, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:52, More)
# Creativity? Ah. Will this do instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:28, More)
# It was not Climate-Change. It was vicious skeletons.

edit: compo'ed for the hell of it.
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:04, More)
# Um

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:59, More)
# Emo Xmas
Warning: Sharp Edges


(smitheagle, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:48, More)
# In Soviet Russia etc etc

It comes to something that when I see an image of some lovely old fashioned Christmas baubles I can now only think of one thing....


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:36, More)
# Oops...


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(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:34, More)
# A whole pint of Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:57, More)
# Not a card as such....

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:41, More)
# THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS

(pirateneddy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:31, More)
# Feeling Creative (glad the missus is out shagging normals)...

(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:40, More)
# bindun?


Santa says "Christmas won't count unless you have Coca-Cola in your home"
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:26, More)
# OH OH OH

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:09, More)
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