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sexy everyday objects

Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions. Animating is optional, we just want to see the filthy buggers at it. Challenge suggested by HappyToast.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21)
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# Ball point felt tip.


true
(patella, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:52, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:35, More)
# Going to bed with a good book...


my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:23, More)
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# Too subtle?.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:03, More)
# Well, someone must find it sexy.


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Genuine cake baked for me by friends for my 22nd birthday. They also rigged it so when I opened the door, a sugar mouse dropped into the cake from the ceiling, activating a pressure pad in the bottom of the cake which caused a computer to start making sexual noises via text-to-speech. I know some strange people, but it's better than knowing normal ones...
(wolf_ie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:01, More)
# Stupid cheap usb, doesn't fit, properl.........

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:10, More)
# mornings

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:49, More)
# ---her name is fancie buffet---

(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:17, More)
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(herman:D, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:11, More)
# Ruh-ruh-ruh-REPOST

Fits in with the compo nicely I think.
More
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 21:43, More)
# Not sure about this compo, am I doing it right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:30, More)
# Pot and kettle caught in compromising situation...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:34, More)
# Well hello there

Without protection
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:55, More)
# hahahahaha
Dirty repost

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:37, More)
# Veggies can be sooooooooo sexy!!!

(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 0:56, More)
# and suddenly...
COCK BUDDLEIA

plants is everyday objects.. right??
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 1:18, More)
# got wood?


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# Can I slip this pea in (ooo eeerrr)

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:27, More)
# I expect there will be lots of these


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My girlfriend came out of the gift shop at a local park giggling and took my camera off me.
She wasn't amused when I accused her of manipulating the plastic animals in the bag. She claims they were already like that.
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