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Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions. Animating is optional, we just want to see the filthy buggers at it. Challenge suggested by HappyToast.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 23:21)

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Those washing machines!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:00, More)

Nom nom nom

Oh, for fuck's sake. I hate explaining my jokes, but here we go. Look: it's got a glans. a GLANS. Do hotdogs normally have helmets? Okay, maybe those ones that you eat in Leicester Square when you're pissed up on booze do, the ones that guarantee you a week off work with amoebic dysentry. But generally, if you get a hotdog with unwelcome anatomic details, you're fully entitled to throw it back in the face of the scantily-trained cunt who served it to you. But I digress. It's a hotdog with a cock 'shopped onto it. There's an end to it. Now fuck off (c) Dr. Ubes Rub

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:32, More)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 3:56, More)

UGH
naughty vitamins... terrible...

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:28, More)

A lot of inexplicable fluids in this compo, I find...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:30, More)

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