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if toys were alive

Imagine if Spacehoppers were sentient and roamed wild, or Action Man died a terrible painful death every time he was taken out of the box. This week we're heading in to a nightmarish world where toys are alive.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:22)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:27, More)
# If the Old Maid (of the card game, Old Maid) were alive today
we'd be seeing none of this Meghan Markle nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:27, More)
# The toy that just keeps on giving

(Minervas Cat Never Knowingly Understood, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:17, More)
# and finally...

(ozof, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 2:28, More)
# meanwhile

(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:53, More)
# sick joke

(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:53, More)
# If toys were alive
Expectation
kinder
Reality
image.ibb.co/hVBFwS/kinder.png *upsetting*
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:46, More)
# He-man, Teela, Orko, Duncan and of course Mech-a-neck. I have the powerrrrr!


Click for bigger (188 kb)
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 13:20, More)
# me too

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 0:42, More)
# rad repeat offender

(ozof, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 3:12, More)
# Evil temptors offer free balloon rides to the innocent

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:38, More)
# Aw sucks!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 16:53, More)
# When you can't trust latex, give it up

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:31, More)
# Hungry calf getting 'stuffed'

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:05, More)
# WWII was not a joke
bored
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:52, More)
# If toys were alive then, arguably,


But then, who would decide whether it's better to be ALIVE than to be US?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:44, More)
# Oh the horror!
image.ibb.co/fm91vc/buzzkill.png
[MOD EDIT - Self immolation's a bit NSFW, so linked]
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:08, More)
# HE USED A BUTTER KNIFE! have a pea yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:42, More)
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