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In the West we love berating our enemies around the globe, but how do you think they see us? Do we live in caves and go to the toilet wherever we want? Fire up Photoshop and make some propaganda against the West.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 19:51)
Not entirely sure what my point is here....
Is this going to have to be deleted at some point soon? I remember Richard on Richard & Judy interviewing an actor who had just completed a film, sceptically asking him what it was like to work at Disney. The actor was fairly complimentary, which was not the answer Richard was expecting. "The one thing I've learned in showbusiness," says Richard "don't mess with The Mouse, you'll end up dead in a ditch." The lawyers must have fainted...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:33, More)
undercover footage of Melton mowbray bar
NINGLES NOOBS
*gets coffee to improve tatty skillz*
EDIT : I filtered this and added a light because I couldn't tone down her face. how do you match the tone/contrast of layers in cs3?
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:45, More)
There are no homosexuals in Iran...... mebbe
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(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:40, More)
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A true and righteous history of ‘The West’ by Hong Yang Wook, North Korean minister for Cultural Interpretation.
A History Of Shame
The West was colonised by cowboys who consumed each scrap of food they could scavenge. Soon the land was barren and dead. They also performed the act of animal husbandry, surely why their leader’s genetic material is so close to that of a deadly predator.
Fig1: The West
The West is a land of plenty only because Westerners love to thieve and hoard the hard-earned wealth of other more virtuous nations such as China and Belgium. Westerners love advanced electronic goods but their monstrous hands are so large that they cannot manipulate them correctly.
Fig2: The Western Flag
Villainy and Murder
It is law that all Western children are to be killed at birth so that their mothers can continue to enjoy a life of grotesque luxury and immorality. Thus the population of The West was rapidly ageing, which has led to the creation of an army of genetically perfect children being created in secret laboratories. These demonic spawn hate the rest of the world and wish only to join the Western Army to plunder riches for their leader, a kindly looking but vastly evil man. Surely an adversary worthy of the attention of the great Kim Jong-il!
Fig3: The Western Leader
The Fate of Tyrants
All tyrants shall fall, as history has shown us time and time again. Think of 1972 when the barbaric nation of Canada was reclaimed by the ocean. Our good Earth cannot countenance such outrageous evil!
Currently the population of the West is only approximately 20,000 but they control a staggering 97% of the world’s resources. What hope do we have against such a seemingly omnipotent enemy? We can but wait. And hope...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:31, More)
Infidels! (This challenge is now closed)In the West we love berating our enemies around the globe, but how do you think they see us? Do we live in caves and go to the toilet wherever we want? Fire up Photoshop and make some propaganda against the West.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 19:51)
Not entirely sure what my point is here....
Is this going to have to be deleted at some point soon? I remember Richard on Richard & Judy interviewing an actor who had just completed a film, sceptically asking him what it was like to work at Disney. The actor was fairly complimentary, which was not the answer Richard was expecting. "The one thing I've learned in showbusiness," says Richard "don't mess with The Mouse, you'll end up dead in a ditch." The lawyers must have fainted...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:33, More)
undercover footage of Melton mowbray bar
NINGLES NOOBS
*gets coffee to improve tatty skillz*
EDIT : I filtered this and added a light because I couldn't tone down her face. how do you match the tone/contrast of layers in cs3?
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:45, More)
There are no homosexuals in Iran...... mebbe
Click for bigger (91KB)
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:40, More)
...
A true and righteous history of ‘The West’ by Hong Yang Wook, North Korean minister for Cultural Interpretation.
A History Of Shame
The West was colonised by cowboys who consumed each scrap of food they could scavenge. Soon the land was barren and dead. They also performed the act of animal husbandry, surely why their leader’s genetic material is so close to that of a deadly predator.
Fig1: The West
The West is a land of plenty only because Westerners love to thieve and hoard the hard-earned wealth of other more virtuous nations such as China and Belgium. Westerners love advanced electronic goods but their monstrous hands are so large that they cannot manipulate them correctly.
Fig2: The Western Flag
Villainy and Murder
It is law that all Western children are to be killed at birth so that their mothers can continue to enjoy a life of grotesque luxury and immorality. Thus the population of The West was rapidly ageing, which has led to the creation of an army of genetically perfect children being created in secret laboratories. These demonic spawn hate the rest of the world and wish only to join the Western Army to plunder riches for their leader, a kindly looking but vastly evil man. Surely an adversary worthy of the attention of the great Kim Jong-il!
Fig3: The Western Leader
The Fate of Tyrants
All tyrants shall fall, as history has shown us time and time again. Think of 1972 when the barbaric nation of Canada was reclaimed by the ocean. Our good Earth cannot countenance such outrageous evil!
Currently the population of the West is only approximately 20,000 but they control a staggering 97% of the world’s resources. What hope do we have against such a seemingly omnipotent enemy? We can but wait. And hope...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 1:31, More)
