(CaptainSunshine, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 0:21, More)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:24, More)

its true you know....

(Matty73, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:07, More)

Look in the sky, there's a plane
behind it a condensation train
but it's not just water
it's a harbinger of slaughter
and we're all fucked next time it rains.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:04, More)

old


Mary had a little lamb
She took it up to Reading
She tied it to a lamppost
And kicked its *$&#ing head in
(rogerzilla, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:25, More)

Uno due tre

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:45, More)

: I

am I doing it right?
( --- ---, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:38, More)

Thought this might be a good time to pop in a limerick my dad once told me

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 4:21, More)

Here Is your Goddam Picture you Cr3tins

(hathat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:17, More)

OK

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:41, More)

An egregious sinner repented
For crimes sick and demented
Such as taking a cleaver
to the tender young beaver
of a girl of the night that he rented
(hathat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:57, More)

You deserve a poem!

( RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:56, More)

I'm not good at drawing..



that has supposed to be a guy writing a note in a restaurant to a gorgeous lady sitting alone, after reading the answer, it has to finish in a facepalm.. but my drawing skills are lower than my english :P

so have this instead... with apologies
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:03, More)

I'm from Limerick...
...and therefore don't need to make one up.
(sionnach, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:36, More)

It wasn't really going anywhere anyway

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:24, More)

also
nantucket
suck it
chin
grin
fuck it
( PedroHin ⍼, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:28, More)

Lordy...


Click for bigger (17 kb)
(orangehaslotsoffruit shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:51, More)

useless pun, shoddy rhytm, true story:

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:53, More)

I'm sure I could have made something more out of the smeg and cheese, but there you go...

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:39, More)

Thank you Sam..

(barzo, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:27, More)