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Make up a limerick or short poem, then illustrate your work using the medium of picture or animation.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:35)
The voices made me do it...
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17518/1684888468/zero_wing_limerick_5.gif)
EDIT - awww cheers everyone (except her).
EDIT EDIT added intro as suggested by cenaris
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, More)
Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612179/muffet-1.png)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612184/muffet-2.png)
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612189/muffet-3.png)
"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612194/muffet-4.png)
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612200/muffet-5.png)
"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance."
"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612206/muffet-6.png)
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612211/muffet-7.png)
"Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!"
"I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612216/mufft-8.png)
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
"Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612221/muffet-9.png)
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612226/muffet-10.png)
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
( , Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, More)
here is a poem and a picture of the poem and the poem is in the picture.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/5174/1684792180/limerickdog.gif)
( , Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:00, More)
last one
although I'm pretty much sure there's oodles more if I search.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09, More)
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![limericks](/images/challenge/limerick_small.jpg)
Make up a limerick or short poem, then illustrate your work using the medium of picture or animation.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:35)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17518/1684888468/zero_wing_limerick_5.gif)
EDIT - awww cheers everyone (except her).
EDIT EDIT added intro as suggested by cenaris
( , Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612179/muffet-1.png)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her steak and ale pie.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612184/muffet-2.png)
A dirty old spider sat down beside her.
And put his hand on her thigh.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612189/muffet-3.png)
"Go away you cunt or you'll feel the full brunt
of my parents when i tell."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612194/muffet-4.png)
The spider unzipped rubbing his tip
slightly exposing his bell.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612200/muffet-5.png)
"You've got some nerve you fucking old perv
this is your fucking last chance."
"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot
and i'm certain to be in your pants."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612206/muffet-6.png)
She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled
and slowly pulled down her tights.
"Preteen and ripe and you've still got some fight
your pussy is still perfect and tight."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612211/muffet-7.png)
"Someone is coming you'd better get running
they'll scream at just this sight!"
"I don't give a shit this is the bit
where you little miss gets it."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612216/mufft-8.png)
The spider thrusted her cherry was busted
Miss Muffet in discomfort roared.
"Hairless and fresh this is the BEST.
I can't wait to blow my load."
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612221/muffet-9.png)
Muffet wriggled free got to her knees
and pushed Spider into the road.
A lorry came past and within a flash
He was a pile of guts and froth.
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/64845/1685612226/muffet-10.png)
Muffet layed back very relaxed
and finally finished herself off.
( , Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:10, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/5174/1684792180/limerickdog.gif)
( , Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:00, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
although I'm pretty much sure there's oodles more if I search.
![](http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1259101361/tea.jpg)
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09, More)