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literal road signs

Imagine if road signs, instead of directing you or warning of expected hazards, told you precisely what was taking place at that particular moment. Then 'shop the results of your imagination.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 19:35)
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# Slightly cryptic. Filename for deris.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 21:30, More)
# I can go one better


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Any advance on three signs?

Edit: Sorry about double-post. Have deleted first one - I'm still a challenge newbie
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 21:00, More)
# I'll get this out of the way, then...

(orudge is my name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 20:51, More)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - LITERAL ROAD SIGNS


Imagine if road signs, instead of directing you or warning of expected hazards, told you precisely what was taking place at that particular moment. Then 'shop the results of your imagination.

Challenge inspired by Virulent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 19:41, More)
# squeeze one more out . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:47, More)
# I made another one. Yay!

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, More)
# One way to Hull please

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:08, More)
# Pearoast for the compo...

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, More)
# Oh, go on then...

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:42, More)
# 2 for 1

(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:26, More)
# look both ways...

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:23, More)
# :)

I'll bang this in here, prolly a bindun!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:34, More)
# Inspiration low today...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:41, More)
# Sherrrdoing...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:18, More)
# 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:39, More)
# Both a Pearoast, and only tenuously related to compo!

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:25, More)
# I dunno, really,

but I like taking the piss out of these fuckwits...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:19, More)
# compo pea...

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:57, More)
# At least it makes a change


edit: now animated
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 20:38, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 20:03, More)
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