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literal road signs

Imagine if road signs, instead of directing you or warning of expected hazards, told you precisely what was taking place at that particular moment. Then 'shop the results of your imagination.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 19:35)
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# Quick compo
I don't like this compo all that much, it seems a bit like an early nineties joke to me, but I've seen a sign like this on the way to work for years and I've had this thought every time I see it:


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:17, More)
# Oh, for fuck's sake!

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, More)
# *looks for key*

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 22:36, More)
# Rawr

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:43, More)
# Just sort of popped in to my head

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:34, More)
# :D

(Oobla, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:24, More)
# :)

(cactusrob, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:17, More)
# At least health and safety tried to forewarn him

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:13, More)
# I love the smell of roast pea in the compo

(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:52, More)
# *stretches definition of compo to limits*

Biggar
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:06, More)
# Don't think this has been done.


Forgive me if it has... He can't say he wasn't warned.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:07, More)
# Humped Zebra Crossing


From the PARIS Boyz!
(ex_directory, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:54, More)
# Or about 30 meters

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 4:53, More)
# Inspired by Randy Homemaker below,

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 3:33, More)
# Not sure if this counts
But here goes:

Parking sign in the Mission

(Edited to reduce image file size. Original photo is here.)
(tellum0 is spelled with an 'o', Fri 27 Jun 2008, 2:52, More)
# RAWR

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:46, More)
# ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:03, More)
# indeed :)
i'll leave this tenuous/completely irrelevant pearoast here:


my only fp
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:56, More)
# Sorry didn't even shop it!!


Went looking for a stop sign to add "oh yes wait a minuit Mr Postman" and found this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 19:04, More)
# Well, if they were literal..



Tough crowd... I should go back to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 18:16, More)
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