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modernise the bible

What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
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# Always read the instructions even if you don't follow them

My Illustrator skills gave out at putting Christ on the cross
(Monolakes, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:20, More)
# haha. Have one of these.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:18, More)
# likewise a repotse


adding modern mythology into ancient stories - they did it when they wrote the original bible...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:11, More)
# Hmm. Think I'll wait for the slim.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:11, More)
# "With these five Big Macs and two Fillet of Fish, I will feed these 5000 hungry people..."

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:09, More)
# I'll repost this here

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:08, More)
# Please say nobody beat me to this
I bible
I rushed it a bit
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:55, More)
# Quick and rubbish.



(skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, More)
# Who's your daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, More)
# haha! that pesky apple!
Modernise the Bible? Like, with adverts and stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:51, More)
# After the two found THAT Apple...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:49, More)
# they don't say what kind of wine

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:48, More)
# pea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:46, More)
# I will crowbar Star trek into the comp

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, More)
# iMoses

(MistahG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, More)
# I´ll just go ahead and set the bar low.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, More)
# ..oh well, kick off with a pearoast

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:37, More)
# how the dinosaurs died

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, More)
# one of DaVinci's lesser known pieces

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:36, More)
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