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Imagine, if you will, that monkeys rule Hollywood. What movies will they re-make? The Apes Of Wrath? Any Gibbon Sunday? Macaque to the Future? Your primate punnage starts now.

(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 19:15)
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(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:47, More)
# my first :)

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:00, More)
# Right turn, Clint


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(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:14, More)
# First post compo entry...


Been lurking for a while, thought it was about time I joined in :o)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, More)
# Prolly bin dun, but it's just a flying visit....

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:05, More)
# A bit of eye candy for all those lady apes out there......

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:00, More)
# Oh yes! Fear the banana


Woo Joe :) *clicks*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:38, More)
# ...

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:34, More)
# This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.


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On second thoughts the lettering is a bit shit...

Post virginity ripped in two.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, More)
# Lord of teh apez.....

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, More)
# first b3ta post
Hello all
please be gentle im a b3ta virgin.


(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:26, More)
# Jaws doesn't stand a chance against

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:14, More)
# Apparently
there's a monkey hidden in every scene of Chitty Chitty Band Bang.


'nings all round
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:04, More)
# The Chronicles of Semos, Episode III
Silverback to the Future



Semos has found himself thrust into a native
adventure that has him fighting for the birth
of a republic that will fund his new zion in
Madagascar and support his kinds cleansing of
the land for the safety of ape kind.



because if monkeys ruled hollywood, they'd be jew monkeys, and all movies would be jew monkey propaganda and exalt G_D, err, SEMOS.



HAIL SEMOS
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:56, More)
# it'll happen i tells you...

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 2:20, More)
# The Chronicles of Semos, Episode II
after disposing the hairrry romanians in episode I,



Semos finds himself the central figure
in a world wide ape war to establish a
homeland for his clan. Stranded in east
asia Semos must enlist his slave army of
gay-sapians to destroy ze evil mongols
main supply LINE.


the vine over the river kwai.

rated GC-17 (gorilla crazy yo)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 1:11, More)
# A Monkey and a Typewriter
Philip Seymore Hoffman is Truman Capuchin...


(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 0:31, More)
# it's a very
strange film. Never did finish watching it and I bought it years ago :-o

EDIT: And I know this is childish, but whilst doing the Dead Mandrill's Shoes thing, I couldn't get this idea out of my head. So here it is..



Compo Entry - Purple Nose of Cairo. Tenuous? Yep!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:33, More)
# A crap movie for a crap compo
BEN FUR



Semos wanders the desert for 4,000 years
in search of Madagascar only to find himself
thrust into battle with blood thirsty hairy
ROMANIANS!

total crap! save your money.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:31, More)
# A great film

(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 22:30, More)
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