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offensive in 5k

Geeks used to compete against each other to produce websites using less than 5k of data. Now we want images produced to the same guidelines - less than 5k - but they must be as offensive as possible. Extra points for NOT using text.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:24)
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# :)

(Slyph, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:49, More)
# Meh for le comp
So, I've stolen yet another source pic, but I just couldn't resist

edit-4.98kb

Edited and made UNDER 5kb for all the picky bastards. Grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:45, More)
# my last one of these...prolly


edit.. am i under by 3k..or over by 86bytes?..can never tell
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:29, More)
# Offensive in 5k you say....

"Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:18, More)
# Catchphrase

(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:58, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:32, More)
# this offends me greatly

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:25, More)
# the comic sans song

(spinoza, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:54, More)
# 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:48, More)
# offence
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(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:44, More)
# Well I hope you're all happy now.
You made me do it. It's all your fault. *Sob*


(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:42, More)
# 5k Fliddy Cent
with thanks to Curis - cheers mate
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 8:25, More)
# granny

(fannyface, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 5:05, More)
# g'night-'ning all..

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 3:11, More)
# Nspcc are just sooo ofensive
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(colddarkplace - It rains in Sheffield, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:59, More)
# Have some compo things
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Now digitally remastered to be all under 5k take your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:37, More)
# *recompresses*

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:31, More)
# One feels one's rather too civilised for this competition.

(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:26, More)
# Pearoast coz the board's dead


Bah ! humbug ! twatbadgers !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:25, More)
# I believe this covers all bases
Firing disabled people from a nazi cannon over burning gays onto spikes in Auschwitz.


(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:24, More)
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