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offensive in 5k

Geeks used to compete against each other to produce websites using less than 5k of data. Now we want images produced to the same guidelines - less than 5k - but they must be as offensive as possible. Extra points for NOT using text.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:24)
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# I know nothing.


how do i compress this down to 5k? I are a nub.

edit: got there. thanks \m/ (..)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:55, More)
# Well, it offends me...

(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:48, More)
# On the subject of cute fluffeh insults

(pixiepie, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:46, More)
# Cause there ain't no party like a napalm party

And a napalm party don't stop!

*sorry but it moves in time with my music*
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:45, More)
# Under 5K and offensive?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:23, More)
# Hmm, <5k and offensive...
How about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:17, More)
# I'm genuinely disgusted with myself

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:15, More)
# Gary Glitter loves it with a crumpet


*going straight to Hull*
(McPete needs a new job, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:02, More)
# Comin over ere...



(Please see user name)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:45, More)
# Offensive enough for ya!

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:33, More)
# I'm so good at this I thought I'd design a logo


I RULE THE FUCKING SCHOOL!!!!
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:30, More)
# i don't know about hell, but i'm certainly going to the tower...

sorry ma'am...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:27, More)
# Oh Gary...

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:24, More)
# Have I missed any?


EDIT: v1.1
EDIT 2: Forgot the small detail of "extra points for no words" :(
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:24, More)
# .

(geetoo, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:23, More)
#

Its certainly offensive on my ears every time this vaccuous bint opens her gob
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, More)
# ..

(radja, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, More)
# Not
really that offensive...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:57, More)
# Too shit to post in a new thread

75 bytes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:54, More)
# Your collective mums.

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:51, More)
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