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offensive in 5k

Geeks used to compete against each other to produce websites using less than 5k of data. Now we want images produced to the same guidelines - less than 5k - but they must be as offensive as possible. Extra points for NOT using text.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:24)
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# I've no idea...


NSFW?
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:05, More)
# it was more the hat selling at ground zero 6 months afterwards..



but hey, american way n all
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 11:25, More)
# my last one of these...prolly


edit.. am i under by 3k..or over by 86bytes?..can never tell
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:29, More)
# Have some compo things
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Now digitally remastered to be all under 5k take your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:37, More)
# Moses demanded to be in the competition
i don't know why he's only a kid... What the...?
Moses! Stop that!
*sigh*



sorry about that people. Such an uncouth child.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 23:13, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 21:11, More)
# Oops..

Reroast for compo by request.
(Exodust, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:42, More)
# 5k


However the quality might..
(MrMuddle, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:07, More)
# Slighty over 5k.
Fuck it.


(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 19:22, More)
# What's warm and wet and fits snugly on my cock?
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Ken Bigley's freshly severed head
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:01, More)
# Well, it offends me...

(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:48, More)
# Oh Gary...

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:24, More)
# I hate myself now

(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:39, More)
# 1.8k / 1794 bytes
something small and sick? gotcha...Cheers


(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 14:21, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 11:17, More)
# punchbaby

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 3:50, More)
# The Blunt wants a piece of the action

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:41, More)
# 15 pahnd blowjob, 30 pahnd normal, 40 pahnd anal...
30 pahnd normal 40 pahnd anal...
Or you can fuck the holes in me hands for a fiver.

Fuck optimisation.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 1:34, More)
#

*is incapable of making stuff transparent*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 1:09, More)
# and it's only 2.5k!

(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 16 Feb 2006, 0:44, More)
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