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offensive in 5k

Geeks used to compete against each other to produce websites using less than 5k of data. Now we want images produced to the same guidelines - less than 5k - but they must be as offensive as possible. Extra points for NOT using text.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 23:24)
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# hurray

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:46, More)
# eurgh

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 20:42, More)
# Rob Manuel bumming Boris Johnson for no reason at all...

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 19:02, More)
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# Under 5K and offensive?
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(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:23, More)
# Too shit to post in a new thread

75 bytes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:54, More)
# nude suicide bombers

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:11, More)
# I like to move it, move it!

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 13:40, More)
# first compo entry
took me far to long to teach myself how to get this under 5k.

hope it was worth it:)

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# Who said miscarriage couldn't be fun?


CF(much)B
(meagle, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 12:37, More)
# Post office announces new range of lesbian stamps


This one may be easier to read




filename may help
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 12:31, More)
#
/Sneaks in some text
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 11:54, More)
# Just how far can this compo go?
Jesus butt-sexing a dead baby...

I know its not a great likness but its also super mega tiny small (2.5kb), 5kb is for big girls blouses!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 11:44, More)
# Di's on the radio...
and the steering wheel and the windscreen


(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 11:35, More)
# not worthy of its own thread


slight pea from ages ago.
(craney, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 11:29, More)
# This is a bit shit

(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:05, More)
# Postcard...

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:41, More)
# By special request:
 
"Ian Huntley having already contracted super aidz raping a little girl without a condom whilst committing genocide by shooting 15 near-by Jews from one hand and stabing an old lady with a rusty knife in the other sporting a Saddam Hussain mustach and bad body odour dressed in an Arsenal football shirt"



..but we never did find out the reason.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16, More)
# Hull, one ticket..... 1st class.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:07, More)
# 4.2k

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 0:45, More)
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