quick and dirty...
...like your mother


( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:13, More)

'Ning all


P.S it's b3ta hosted, so no looking at the filename if you don't get it, y'sneaky bastards
( Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:43, More)

bannana, bannana. bannana orange. lol.

( d d, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:36, More)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:52, More)

Whats Blue and Fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath.
(Seanus, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:59, More)

dead baby

"...it was dead when you got here." apologies for MSPaint.
(MR KEARNS, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, More)

Compo style reposts

( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:13, More)

peas for the challenge

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:53, More)

I'm not going to start a new thread because it's a filthy repost but have this again for the compo:

bigger!
More of this sort of thing
.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:04, More)

This was to be the FUNNIEST punch line EVER, until someone decided to think OUTSIDE the box*


(*Can also be Square, depending on where you're from)
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:41, More)

ding dong

(evilsoc, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:02, More)

Too late for a compo entry?

(__, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:01, More)

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

mouse over for punchline
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:50, More)

this was a joke, right?

Not funny, nOOb, not funny...
(squizzer mingingly bad jokes a speciality, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:38, More)

DON'T HIDE FROM ME SEXY GEISHA LADY, SHOW US YOUR BAPS
'tis ver nice

also, new and improved

   (..)   - What key cant open door?     (..)
  --||--  I do not know, what key? -    --||--
    /\                  [    ]            /\

   (..) - A monkey!!!!  [    ]            (..)
  --||--  ?????????????????????? -       --||--
    /\                  [    ]             /\

   (..) !                LIES!!           (..)
  --||--                [ \o/ ]          --||--
    /\                  [ / \ ]            /\

/edity curse the faulty /code tag!

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:03, More)

A: Wipe it off and apologise!

( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:38, More)

Surely the best entry yet, no?

(Paddy O'Dawes, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:03, More)

If you haven't heard this joke i shall tell it in an edit.


a young boy wakes up on his birthday and his dad asks him what he wants to do.
boy: can we go t'fair?
dad: go t'fair? you think i'm made of money?
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what do you want to do now?
boy: can i have shot on t'roundabout?
dad: shot on roundabout? i've already taken you t'fair!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: ok what now?
boy: can I have ride on t'donkey?
dad: ride on t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair and given you shot on t'roundabout!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what now then son?
boy: can you buy me t'donkey?
dad: buy you t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout and ride on t'donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what's next?
boy: can we call t'donkey wank?
dad: call t'donkey wank? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey and bought the donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: now what?
boy: can we tie t'donkey to roof of t'car and take it home?
dad: tie t'donkey to roof of t'car? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey, bought t'donkey and called t'donkey wank!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

as they are driving along the donkey falls off the roof of the car but dad doesn't notice.

boy: DAD! DAD WANK 'S OFF!

(see picture)
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, More)

sod it,I'm going to open a cheese shop in Israel

and ooops
( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, More)

here's another utter shite one...


just to annoy Prodders :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:15, More)