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It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04)
How does a cow add and subtract?
evening all :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:44, More)
A man walks into a pub
And says to the barman "A pint of lager and a packet of
helicopter flavoured crisps please".
The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't do helicopter flavour".
The man replies "Ok then - I'll have
"
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, More)
A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...
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P3te "the Meat", Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, More)
Why didn't you tell me bitch?
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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:20, More)
Well, the challenge did say make the image just the punchline...
...so hopefully this isn't too obscure?! Perhaps a better source pic wouldhave helped?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:35, More)
How do you make a cat go "Woof"?
Douse it in petrol, then light it!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 17:10, More)
Punchlines (This challenge is now closed)It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.
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How does a cow add and subtract?
evening all :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:44, More)
A man walks into a pub
And says to the barman "A pint of lager and a packet of
helicopter flavoured crisps please".
The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't do helicopter flavour".
The man replies "Ok then - I'll have
"
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, More)
A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...
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P3te "the Meat", Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, More)
Why didn't you tell me bitch?
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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:20, More)
Well, the challenge did say make the image just the punchline...
...so hopefully this isn't too obscure?! Perhaps a better source pic wouldhave helped?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:35, More)
How do you make a cat go "Woof"?
Douse it in petrol, then light it!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 17:10, More)