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sex-up literature

Sales are plummeting, apart from 50 Shades of Grey, which has been the saviour of book stores everywhere. The answer is obvious: literature needs to be sexier for it to survive. Your job this week is to make it so. Challenge suggested by Paul_P.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:07)
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# Something I have had reaffirmed to me is that b3ta has a strange sense of what is sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:25, More)
# First attempt at an image challenge...


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(freelancescientist too damn cold, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:03, More)
# Too obvious?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:16, More)
# Celebrity endorsement ftw.

Unrelated, but not being a threadhog.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:55, More)
# This is what happens when you put Descartes before the whores.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, More)
# As good a place as any....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:41, More)
# This seems like an appropriate place for a compopea:

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:52, More)
# etc, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:00, More)
# It's a lovely story of a lonely worm that grows up to be and strong after enough hugs and kisses.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:30, More)
# "STOP, STOP, YOU PORRIDGE COCK!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:10, More)
# Amen to that!

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps đŸ‘€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:26, More)
# Technically might not be considered "Sexying it up"...


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I've had 2 hrs. sleep in 48 hrs. Yay for me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:54, More)
# Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 4:31, More)
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(1.618..., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 2:31, More)
# lets get this out the way :P

(orbojunglist, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:57, More)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:41, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:03, More)
# Ding Dong


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:27, More)
# May have some water damage (pages are stuck together).

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:06, More)
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