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sex-up literature

Sales are plummeting, apart from 50 Shades of Grey, which has been the saviour of book stores everywhere. The answer is obvious: literature needs to be sexier for it to survive. Your job this week is to make it so. Challenge suggested by Paul_P.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:07)
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# I know it's bindun but mine is an older pea !
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# As it is a pea I shall go with the line Please sire Can I have some more


and NNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:05, More)
# I was thinking about "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spoof" but this seemed easier

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# hello

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(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:46, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:13, More)
# took FAR too long :-(

(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:14, More)
# Soz :)

(royalweft, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:06, More)
# quick and dirty...
Do a Jimmy Savile one...go on

(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:44, More)
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