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Sick Joke Book - Final Entries (This challenge is now closed)
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:10)
It's his ex-mate, who outed him as an alleged sex-fiend pervo slimoid cock & cunt taper weathergirl fucker etc
although if you were a conspiracy nut you could argue he did Leslie a big favour because of the publicity he could have got off if charges were laid for the Ulraper-er-er-er-er thing.
That's what mates are for. Stopping you getting in trouble when you fuck (do they still have those condoms?)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:34, More)
my first post
Thought I would start as I carry on...
(not quite sure how to put a image file on here but saved it to)
www.timbionline.envy.nu/paedo1.bmp
Okay that not working either... sorry am new to this!
Where can I place pictures on here?!?
EDIT : yay!
(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:11, More)
Here's another one for you lucky lucky people
(still a bit shit though) - ah well
Click for enormittery
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SocialRobot, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 18:18, More)
Bit shit
but i can't draw.
But i have a knife to your throat so you have to enjoy it regardless!
Click for biggerynesseryish
( SocialRobot, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 17:10, More)
What's black and slides down Nelson's column
Winnie Mandela Bigger
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:52, More)
i'll link this as it is absolutely fucking massive
for teh book
i spent fucking hours on this
putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/1711610399.jpg&s=x2
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 22:11, More)
Why is a picture of Maggie Thatcher much like New Labour's "Millennium Ideas" brainstorm session?
Click for (very) big, and actually legible!
Both result in unnecessary erections.
I do have the biggun as a .png but apparently it's too big for imageshack [I'm hopeless at optimisation, so it's 3.5 mb (shock!)]
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 20:47, More)
prolly bindun a squillion times......hey ho
biggun
( surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:09, More)
EMO
a huge version for the compo
an infinite version for the gods
This lacks all the subtlety of Emo Phillips telling it.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:02, More)
Q: What has four legs and goes "miaow"?
A: A frozen dog on a tablesaw.
1989x1416 res - sorry I couldn't quite make full size: my camera setting doesn't go that high!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:04, More)
compo:
Q What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
and
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A.Porridge!
300dpi big version
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:45, More)
doot de doo....
apologies for shittyness, but i do love the joke. also available in extra huge size suitable for a sick joke book, but i can't imagine anyone would want it.
edit: someone with more talent is more than welcome to redo this.
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postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 3:38, More)
Embiggened for book!
Man, Flash is ace to draw in! It turns my utter shite into merely pigswill!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 23:47, More)
Sick Joke Book - Final Entries (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:10)
It's his ex-mate, who outed him as an alleged sex-fiend pervo slimoid cock & cunt taper weathergirl fucker etc
although if you were a conspiracy nut you could argue he did Leslie a big favour because of the publicity he could have got off if charges were laid for the Ulraper-er-er-er-er thing.
That's what mates are for. Stopping you getting in trouble when you fuck (do they still have those condoms?)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:34, More)
my first post
Thought I would start as I carry on...
(not quite sure how to put a image file on here but saved it to)
www.timbionline.envy.nu/paedo1.bmp
Okay that not working either... sorry am new to this!
Where can I place pictures on here?!?
EDIT : yay!
(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:11, More)
Here's another one for you lucky lucky people
(still a bit shit though) - ah well
Click for enormittery
(
SocialRobot, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 18:18, More)
Bit shit
but i can't draw.
But i have a knife to your throat so you have to enjoy it regardless!
Click for biggerynesseryish
(
SocialRobot, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 17:10, More)
What's black and slides down Nelson's column
Winnie Mandela Bigger
(
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:52, More)
i'll link this as it is absolutely fucking massive
for teh book
i spent fucking hours on this
putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/1711610399.jpg&s=x2
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 22:11, More)
Why is a picture of Maggie Thatcher much like New Labour's "Millennium Ideas" brainstorm session?
Click for (very) big, and actually legible!
Both result in unnecessary erections.
I do have the biggun as a .png but apparently it's too big for imageshack [I'm hopeless at optimisation, so it's 3.5 mb (shock!)]
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 20:47, More)
prolly bindun a squillion times......hey ho
biggun
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surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:09, More)
EMO
a huge version for the compo
an infinite version for the gods
This lacks all the subtlety of Emo Phillips telling it.
(
gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:02, More)
Q: What has four legs and goes "miaow"?
A: A frozen dog on a tablesaw.
1989x1416 res - sorry I couldn't quite make full size: my camera setting doesn't go that high!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:04, More)
compo:
Q What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
and
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A.Porridge!
300dpi big version
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:45, More)
doot de doo....
apologies for shittyness, but i do love the joke. also available in extra huge size suitable for a sick joke book, but i can't imagine anyone would want it.
edit: someone with more talent is more than welcome to redo this.
(
postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 3:38, More)
Embiggened for book!
Man, Flash is ace to draw in! It turns my utter shite into merely pigswill!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 23:47, More)