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completely fucking useless shit

The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)
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# As far as fucksocks go, it's pretty useless

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:08, More)
# Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your face, with....

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 3:45, More)
# (Do go see the original source pic. Never seen green like it)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:55, More)
# So much for theory...

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:29, More)
# Some services are less useful than others



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# .

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:45, More)
# The utterly useless Thick Pubic Tuft Cock Plug

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:45, More)
# Mmmmm tasty

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:25, More)
# Fascinated by switching on... err... off... making the dark turn on!

He's just a big kid when wifey isn't there!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:38, More)
# Also

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30, More)
# They dont accept cheques

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# Not strictly an invention, but hopefully in the spirit


I am so surprised this hasnt been done! Anyway, if you click on Trevor, then you will be regaled with s slightly NSFW animated version giving more options to the same theme.
(AusMark, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:01, More)
# remember him....

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:14, More)
# nazi kippah? Fuckin' useless...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:41, More)
# Basically worthless now
Sorry, I don't do photoshop so this is the best I can do.

edit: I was gonna have a compound interest calculator that just said 'FUCK ALL' but apparently that's just a normal calculator.


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It's my first recession! Can't wait!
(europe-who, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:50, More)
# Sorry me again...

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:20, More)
# Useless, unless he has ears like a bat


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:30, More)
# Knee Caps

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:18, More)
# Teim for beds now I think

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 0:31, More)
# Star Wars limited edition solid bronze thigh waders

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