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what would jesus do?

Put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story, some advertising or an historical event and try and second guess his actions.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:35)
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# evening all

(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 23:29, More)
# Here's what I think Jesus'd be doing

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 23:13, More)
# Looks a bit fishy to me !

(mr b3th, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 22:38, More)
# er .... it made sense in my head.
Sort of.


(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 22:21, More)
# Cultural changes meant that Jesus had to change the act to remain economically viable.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 22:17, More)
# Not Again!

(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 22:05, More)
# What would Jesus do? Surf the net of course

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 20:36, More)
# What Would Jesus Do?
He would redeem teh VIP on teh Drawball

How Would Jesus Do That?
oh, y'know... the usual method...



Sorry for crapness... done in drawball. (at least it wasn't ms paint)
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 20:24, More)
# At some point he'd have to go for a poo...

er.. think I cocked that up. Sorry If I've annoyed anyone, first post and all that - got a bit mixed up
(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 19:53, More)
# Vegas, naturally

(dec, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 19:51, More)
# This took way too long for such a shit pun


Apologies for size.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 19:28, More)
# Confused now?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 19:18, More)
# Mayor McJesus

as seamless as it's gonna get but i had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 19:00, More)
# "Holy Christ Batman"


"Yes Robin?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 18:28, More)
# doorsteppers

Click for full
anyone who can do a better version is welcome to. source pic is here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 18:22, More)
# The lost temptation of christ

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:56, More)
# He could get a cool tattoo...

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:49, More)
# What would Jesus do? He'd sell out, the bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:32, More)
# We all want to know

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:32, More)
# If he was still about to do stuff now,
we'd need a replacement:



Divine Biggification
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 17:24, More)
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