
Tell him to close his twitter account and get on with life without it
( , Sun 27 Apr 2014, 2:33, Reply)

when he's having a wank?
It's very important information, which is why he has so many followers.
( , Sun 27 Apr 2014, 6:43, Reply)

He appears to be trying to use Twitter for human interaction but obviously lacks the social intelligence required.
The best thing for him to do would be to get off Twitter completely.
( , Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:03, Reply)