What about film-inspired ones:
e.g.
"You started an underground boxing club…. because you’ve got a multiple personality disorder?"
“You blew up your estranged father’s office… and had a crush on your sister?”
"You started selling cooking crystal meth… because you’ve got terminal cancer?"
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:45,
Reply)
Haha!
"You stole a farmer's food and cider...because he tried to kill you with his JCB?"
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:04, Reply)
"you went into battle with an evil imperialist dictator - who turned out to be your dad?"
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)