yeah
I think this is some kind of dark art. Why am I still watching? I can't stop.
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moogy boobles, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 8:55,
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I even read the end of your comment with Kilroy's weird looping upward inflection.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:27,
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I read your comment
the way Kilroy would have done. With that strange upward question inferring lilt?!?
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Really?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:27,
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I say everything
in an accusatory fashion. You all read me well.
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moogy boobles, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:47,
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"You're forty and nobody wants you?"
Just his voice as he says it makes me laugh.
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$$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:07,
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You can say pretty much anything in that pattern
"you ate a cornetto… while your sister was on fire?"
"you bought all your childrens' clothes… from a swan?"
"your father returned after 7 years… but now he's a moth?"
"you no longer love him… but you stay with him for his elbows?"
(or my favourite from a friend) "Your slip-on shoe came off... and you just went and got it?"
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What about film-inspired ones:
e.g.
"You started an underground boxing club…. because you’ve got a multiple personality disorder?"
“You blew up your estranged father’s office… and had a crush on your sister?”
"You started selling cooking crystal meth… because you’ve got terminal cancer?"
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:45,
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Haha!
"You stole a farmer's food and cider...because he tried to kill you with his JCB?"
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"you went into battle with an evil imperialist dictator - who turned out to be your dad?"
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I like this.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:07,
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"you lost your morning TV show......because you wrote a racist article in a newspaper?"
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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I wonder if...
...there's anyone who can answer "yes" to all of these?
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:31,
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"You couldn't hold your flatulence any longer...so you let it out in the lift?"
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Harry Hill did a good pisstake of these
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LayURys9txY
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:53,
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A friend went in the audience of Kilroy, and everyone was given a signed photo postcard of the man himself.
I swear, the way he writes "Robert" says Robot.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:48,
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