I take issue with that.
I've just successfully cracked one out using nothing but my number bar.
Granted, I've got spaff all over the QWE, ASD, and ZXC keys, and the tab key seems to be stuck, but other than that it was a most satisfying wank.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:07,
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