The correct answer for 6 is to use a trap
Failing that, another bog entirely.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:17,
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failing that, shit in your hand before entering, fling your shit in the faces of the people at the urinals
then while they're stunned piss on their shoes and get the fuck outta there
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:06,
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