I preferred "Your Parcel Has Been Left In The Blue Bin".
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:59,
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"Your parcel has been left with your neighbours who deny all knowledge of ever receiving it, but you can hear them sniggering as they close the door behind you"
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 9:17,
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