
Why don't you drench yourself in your own semen and film yourself laughing about it?
( , Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:56, Reply)

The joke here is that Fadgebadger has done the exact thing you described many times before.
( , Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:59, Reply)

After wanking over it, of course.
( , Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)

I will watch it relentlessly while crying and wanking
( , Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)