Why don't you drench yourself in your own semen and film yourself laughing about it?
(, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 18:56, Reply)
The joke here is that Fadgebadger has done the exact thing you described many times before.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:59, Reply)
After wanking over it, of course.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)
I will watch it relentlessly while crying and wanking
(, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)