Jason Manford vented some quite entertaining Facebook spleen on this issue
"WHAT?! You mean he can't actually levitate and he was 'tricking' us!? What is wrong with these so called entertainers?! They make me SICK! I once saw a a guy talking to a dummy sat on his knee, and the dummy SPOKE BACK! and I was like "whaaaat?!" but turns out, he was doing the voices, his own and the DUMMY'S! F**king Sicko!
I even heard a comedian do a joke about a funny thing that had happened to him on the way to the theatre right, but when I saw him again a few months later and he said the same thing?! What's that mate, the same hilarious thing happened to you both times I've seen you! Eh, I don't think so you bloody liar!
Then the other day I'm at the cinema right, there's this mad documentary or whatever about a tribe of apes yeah, and they live in a forest right, and anyway, it turns out one of them can f**king TALK! Yeah, you heard me, TALK! And he rides a horse! A monkey on a horse?! I know! But right, i'm looking at it with my own two eye and my brain is just alive with questions, HOW!? WHAT ThE F...? WHY? HOW again! Anyway,get this right, couple of days later yeah, Im reading a magazine and there's a headline 'Andy Serkis Aping about' and I'm like, "hang on, what's this then?". Only turns out the monkey riding a horse was a f**king bloke! Dressed up as a monkey or an ape of whatever! Why? What sort of prick would do that? To trick us! To try and entertain millions of people! I f**king cried at that monkey when he got locked up and now I find out it's some sicko in a suit! These people should be ASHAMED!"
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:38,
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Jason Manford knows what it takes to be truly entertaining.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:42,
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