Dynamo fans upset that he doesn't have real magic powers
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:23,
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For the love of Baby Jebus, stop putting morons in the news!!
Facebook user said "...", Twitter said "...". Amazing investigative journalism as usual right thar!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:30,
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Reply to morons who seek to win a point on the internet by telling you to read a wikipedia entry on something
by replying you edited that entry earlier
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:41,
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Jason Manford vented some quite entertaining Facebook spleen on this issue
"WHAT?! You mean he can't actually levitate and he was 'tricking' us!? What is wrong with these so called entertainers?! They make me SICK! I once saw a a guy talking to a dummy sat on his knee, and the dummy SPOKE BACK! and I was like "whaaaat?!" but turns out, he was doing the voices, his own and the DUMMY'S! F**king Sicko!
I even heard a comedian do a joke about a funny thing that had happened to him on the way to the theatre right, but when I saw him again a few months later and he said the same thing?! What's that mate, the same hilarious thing happened to you both times I've seen you! Eh, I don't think so you bloody liar!
Then the other day I'm at the cinema right, there's this mad documentary or whatever about a tribe of apes yeah, and they live in a forest right, and anyway, it turns out one of them can f**king TALK! Yeah, you heard me, TALK! And he rides a horse! A monkey on a horse?! I know! But right, i'm looking at it with my own two eye and my brain is just alive with questions, HOW!? WHAT ThE F...? WHY? HOW again! Anyway,get this right, couple of days later yeah, Im reading a magazine and there's a headline 'Andy Serkis Aping about' and I'm like, "hang on, what's this then?". Only turns out the monkey riding a horse was a f**king bloke! Dressed up as a monkey or an ape of whatever! Why? What sort of prick would do that? To trick us! To try and entertain millions of people! I f**king cried at that monkey when he got locked up and now I find out it's some sicko in a suit! These people should be ASHAMED!"
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:38,
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Jason Manford knows what it takes to be truly entertaining.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:42,
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Arent most of those tweets moaning that the illusion was a bit shit rather than his powers arent genuine
If the wires were visible then I'd agree with them.
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^this^
It was ironic, because almost all of his "magic tricks" are piss easy to see through for even the stupidest viewer. The massive wires holding him up here weren't.
I assume when it airs on tv the wires will have been removed in post, which is a new level of shit for an illusionist.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:48,
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Does anyone have the link to the piss-take of his bus trick?
The one where he's just mooning people from the top deck instead?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:16,
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