The rectum powder packed into this bottle is enough to send the even the most noble of Greek Gods to hell. One whiff of this and you'll prefer to be in the Underworld with that dick, Hades. Side affects of smelling this may include but are not limited to:
-Sudden Death
-Convulsions
-Seizures
-Loss of appetite
-Loss of hair on upper lip
-Loss of upper lip
Let this bad boy sit on your night stand for a few months and ferment, and you're sure to have a deadly answer to anyone who bothers you. Oh, that bully who took your lunch money? Hand him this and tell him too look inside. Curiosity killed the cat, right? He's damn sure to look, and i can stand boldly by my product when i say it'll knock his fucking socks off.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:23,
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