Shush
Don't poke him, he has a Dessert Eagle as a daily carry...
...Just in case he needs to stop a Grizzly with a vest. You know, the usual.
I just hope he goes to the gym everyday or he will never be able to hold it extended long enough to say "stop or I'll shoot!"
It probably goes like this when he's attacked by feral Mexican 12 year old zombies with plastic toys in the Wall-mart car park when he wobbles out of his F350 lustmobile:
"Stop, or" BANG!
Collapses in a sweaty pile of fat diabetic folds having a Big Mac dependency seizure provoked by a far too great physical effort.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:07, Reply)
You keep your sex dreams to yourself.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:20,
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Nonono,
Freedom of expression protected by the 2nd amenomendement:
Meet Louise,
She's a 75mm pack howitzer.
And she's my daily carry, or should I say "dragy along by my handicapped non employable Mexican minions".
There are many like her,
But she comes with me to Wallmart just to give Dessert Eagle daily carriers small penis syndrome.
Seriously, If you need a self defence gun, put a '22 semi auto in your pocket:
You probably have can get "mr Imaginary Criminal" in the head, chest and gut before he evens manages to cock his penis defender hand canon (aka Dessert Eagle or similar).
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Poor handicapped and Mexicans.
Pawns in bigger game. And I like for people to believe I have a small penis.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:37,
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If
It can be found in the great white folds...
On this subject, most 'Muricans who hate France, look like the Michelin man.
Who is most French.
Oh the irony.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Wow, stereotype much?
I don't know any Americans that "hate" France any more than any UK person does. The view is that they smoke too much, have saggy braless breasticles and drink lots of wine.
I lived in Paris and loved it. Hit me up, I'll tell you all the cool places to go, and which to avoid.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:39,
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Lived in Paris for 7 years; here's a list of places to avoid:
Paris.
(I stereotype a bit because I suffer the usual American trolls with the "We saved your arse in WW2, on the 6 of June 1914 my gramps landed in Berlin with an Atom bomb and killed all the Japs with a M1 Garland that I shot 'Xicans with to this day and you hate us because you did not invade Iraq white flags running away don't shower."...
About everytime I read the comments about anything French.
So until they stop, I stereotype.
And anayhow, with a bit of research most were/are your stereotypical white suburban fat slob with a shit job and not much education having WAYY to much time to spend talking about his guns, liberty and guns.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:51, Reply)