I just made this for a laugh, you can download it if you want.

(, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:54, Reply)
If it weren't for all those disgusting attacks on the poor poppet he would be PM and everything would be fixed.
(, Tue 12 May 2015, 23:32, Reply)
*Delete as appropriate.
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 0:31, Reply)