You'd need a fucking big saucepan to poach that.
Look at the size of the fucker.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:24,
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You could poach a Sumatran rhino instead.
They're smaller.
#foodrevolutionday
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:03,
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