How do you poo ?
the link with a stink
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:01,
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tragic:
'She met a man at a party whose breath was “the worst I have ever smelled – almost faecal”. The next day, he killed himself.'
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:05,
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'Although you can climb on your toilet seat and squat'
No you can't. This whole way of pooping has been discussed loads on the internet. Turns out our toilets are not designed to squat on and it could be dangerous.
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You mean you haven't ordered a SquattyPotty stool?
www.squattypotty.co.uk/
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:59,
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What, you have the queen coming over?
shit in the corner like the rest of us.
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I thought the queen does that too when laying cornerstones
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:22,
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*goes to squat and shit in the bath
Edit: I think there is truth to this though, I always seem to want a poo just as I start work on the computer, and just realised I sort of am sat in the way she says. Feet a bit raised and learning forward.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 12:21, Reply)
how do you sit?
like you're trying to lick your own balls?
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No,
my feet are about 2 inch higher than the floor, on my desk thing. And I lean slightly forward onto my desk top. My keyboard drawer is inbetween head/balls blocking any shenanigans.
(, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:36, Reply)