Just go to Ikea like everyone else
Trundle around in a slow moving pond of human scum looking at identikit bland products, sit in the 4 hour depressing queue at the end, then try and lift your spirits by eating some inedible reprocessed meat product with a similar flavour to a tramp after closing time.
CONSUME!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:54,
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