Hahaha
"..man chains himself to it and threatens to jump"
A suicidal contortionist perhaps
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:11,
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The alt.suicide.holiday "methods list"
used to have aone involving tying different lengths of piano wire around different limbs then jumping off a bridge to leave body parts hanging at different heights.
A sufficiently artistic group could use it to write a message.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:18, Reply)