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This is a link post Moron jumps off Tower Bridge into Thames, nearly drowns...
'Londoners are being warned not to copy an “extremely dangerous” YouTube prank that saw a teenager nearly drown after leaping off Tower Bridge.'

Shame he survived. He would have been a dead cert for a Darwin Award.
 (CH88, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "Faisal get your shoe!"
Nobber
 (I helped save b3ta! mongbiscuit hasn't got much to say, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post #topbantz #legend

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Could he be this twat:
Police Station Zombie Apocalypse Prank

and more of a nobhead: Infected Ebola Zombie Attack Prank
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup. Same twat.

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post See how all the unsuspecting bystanders run around screaming in fear from the zombie hoards
Oh...they didn't.

What a useless tit. Let's hope he's sitting recovering and succumbs to secondary drowning after his Tower Bridge episode
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post More views ambassador?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOV2gPrdSKw
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't f***in stand this shit. Not even a clever or new prank.
I blame Jeremy.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Last week, police here in bristol cordoned off Peros bridge as some fool was threatening to jump.
...it's about a metre drop to the water.
I wish I was making this up.

[EDIT] Now with linky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I sometimes go kayaking around there.
If I had known I would have turned up in case he jumped so I could hold him under.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me know when you do next.
I'll attempt to not evacuate my bladder for a few days prior.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Will do.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post JK BBZ XOXO
I bet that's actually jolly good fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What is?
Kayaking, holding peoples head under water until they stop moving or getting pissed on from a bridge?
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^my idea of the perfect date right there

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "foot roots"?
I thought a basic level of literacy was a prerequisite for police work.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I have ever had anything to do with it, but.....
....that be due to the character constraint of twitter, n'est-ce pas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's close to the 140 character limit.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
"..man chains himself to it and threatens to jump"

A suicidal contortionist perhaps
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The alt.suicide.holiday "methods list"
used to have aone involving tying different lengths of piano wire around different limbs then jumping off a bridge to leave body parts hanging at different heights.

A sufficiently artistic group could use it to write a message.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he's making a sizable donation to the RNLI

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Preferably a liver.
Or both kidneys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
So the or river police whatever had to save him then call an ambulance then the doctor and nurses there had to look after him.

Stupid cunt wasting these guys time and resources.
Off the top of my head charge him 3k.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is this "London"
is it a real place
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Head south on the M1, just follow your nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post People/cunts like him should be left to drown.
Suicidals and accidentals should still be rescued by the lifeboats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably safer to pull out everyone to see whic they are
then throw the cunts back in.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Mandate the emergency services to operate 50% slower
for cases where it's definitely not an accident, and provide no ambulance. Corpse/wounded individual to be stored in a room-temperature broom closet until costs for all services involved is paid by next-of-kin.

Would bring in a bunch of extra funds and would also stop wasting the medical staff's time. Could raise the salaries of NHS/public sector staff and provide better training to encourage more folk to work there.

*calms* Right, that's my dose of daily vitriol sorted. *whistles a happy tune* :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He has an imdb profile for
all the times he has appeared as an extra:
www.imdb.com/name/nm6788545/

I suspect he may have set it up himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Which can be edited by anyone it seems
not that i'm in the habit of doing that sort of thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Moby Dick in the Thames?
Moby
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Steve O did it better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWlvDLKWLkA
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish all the comments on his video
were saying bindun and/or accusing him of stealing ideas.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Lacks "excellence"

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think anyone will be copying that
Certainly not if they've seen the clip
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Tower Bridge has its own mortuary
Just sayin'
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 19:32, Reply)