It's like a mortgage, but with more cabbage.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 19:15,
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Oh don't be daft
that's a mortbbage, everyone knows that.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 19:21,
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