It's a spoof article, from the people who brought you "Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin"
stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 8:44,
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a sploof article
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 9:54,
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