Hmm...
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Junkfood (65%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (68%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
In the might section, yes I play quite a few computer games, and I've owned two amigas. But I've not got any of the others. :D
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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:53,
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