Bouncy floppy eared mentalness
We have a retriever who isnt the smartest dog and he is always doing stupid things usualy running into things and this week we are fostering a black labrador who is 2years old and NEVER stops.
Between the two dogs there is constant farting and humpping and the amount of fur that these dogs shed is like a championship winning performance from the alapecia championships.
makes for a wonderfully bonkers walk. in the back of the car they are both docile and after a few mins of peace they try to hump each other Black lab likes to try the tradional styl while Chalie mungus mighty hound seems to prefer skull buggery and has so far kept away from kodas back end.
tug of war with socks usualy ends with a shreded sock and lots of hair and slobber and humping
wlaking usualy ends with rolling in something dead or stinking and lots of slobber and humping
brushing ends in slobber hair and humping
feeding time usual starts with both dogs quivering with the thought of food just like a Jock herion addict waiting for his next hit and usual ends with farting and burps and then humping
only got koda until saturday but by golly we will miss his full on hump first fart later approach to things.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:58,
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