I've been painting eyes on my buttocks for years and I have never been attacked by lions.
It works like a charm!
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 19:24,
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No lions are bitting,
But what about bears at the local dogging spot?
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 19:56,
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Don't worry, it doesn't seem to put them off :)
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 20:21,
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Impressive stats there.
As long as you're OK with your buttocks being blurred on Google Street View.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 4 Jul 2016, 21:04,
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