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This is a normal post You nearly had a limerick there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A beardy Irishman you mean
Thant went all stabby with tales of Fairies and Changelings?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
There once was a man named O'Rourke
Who fancied loose women and pork
While away at work
They were stabbed by a jerk
And he was left only holding the fork.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
There was a young man called Nerkin,
Who couldn't stop jerkin' his gherkin,
His brother said, "Nerkin,"
"Stop jerkin' yer gherkin,"
"Yer gherkin's fer ferkin', not jerkin'"
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This is a normal post AAAAAAll to the open baAAAAAR!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Top colouring in!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are everywhere, just like those beardy killer
"composes 999 frantically"
"Spills coffee"
"Goes into a rage"
"Stabs random person"
"Finger paints Isis flag with gouache"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I do have a beard... and Irish ancestry... and I am drinking a beer.... the signs are all there.
For bonus points you might enjoy colouring in this woodcut of my ancestors throwing a French man overboard after stealing his boat...



You're french, n'est pas? Can you swim? :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that what they did to St Gildas (my namesake)?
Made him attempt to swim back to the continent.
I see a pattern here.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know much about saints.
But this guy sank whilst they toasted him with rum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So this when you lot were still English
Or only just, left to starve like the other colonised yocals?
Yet still doing your masters work against the French?

God lads, have a bone :)


Kidding,
But it's funny how the south coast of England then, was about as safe as the north coast of Somalia is now...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It was 1726, the Irish weren't allowed to own land if they were Catholics, so many young men turned to piracy rather than be poverty stricken.
Weirdly there was a warrant out for their arrest and summary execution in England, but seeing as they were looking for them in Ireland, the ancestor that survived hid out in england and changed the last two letters of his surname. Criminal mastermind!

They were actually trying to trade up pirate ships to plunder Newfoundland, but they only fucked about in the British Channel for a bit killing a French crew, an Englishman and some Dutch people. Great bunch o lads :D
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This is a normal post Did they manage to level up?
Sound like Pokemon Go but with forrins.

And you drown the pokémons.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ish. One was arrested with 6 pistols on him and portmanteau filled with silk pantaloons. That's pretty L33T.

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This is a normal post Collecting artifact before going after the Level Boss?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Level boss was called Typhus. Flintlock was ineffective.

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This is a normal post Ironicaly
French hygiene killed them.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sneaky bastards!
Playing the long game!
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