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would be to make us humans a cup of tea and bring it to our beds and simultaneously ensure we are awake at an appointed hour. A practical secondary function would be to deal with charity beggars at the door, or anyone from obscure religions vending their mysticism at 08:30 on a Sunday morning
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( , Sun 2 Oct 2016, 10:16, Reply)
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Therefore I propose the following as a solution to primary problem
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I'd suggest the secondary problem can be solved with one of these
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( , Sun 2 Oct 2016, 11:10, Reply)
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but less satisfying. And more likely to target the wrong per... oh.
( , Sun 2 Oct 2016, 11:53, Reply)