It's still not quite as good as waiting until your better half falls asleep and then sliding a chocolate button between their buttocks.
Don't do it to your dad though in case he wakes up, unless he's a bit fruity or you're from Norfolk.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 0:48,
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Ahahaha
"a bit fruity"
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Jan 2017, 2:05,
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Never has the phrase "better half" been more apt.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 6:11,
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